Category: Movies

  • Some Movies I’ve Watched

    The Secret Agent

    The Secret Agent (★★★★½)

    Among the many magic tricks this movie pulls off is the impeccable set design, taking me to a time and place that, no matter my personal familiarity, feels organic.

    Beyond the critical central performance of Wagner Moura, there are countless shots that convey the richness and strangeness of refuge from persecution; the strange bonds that form when you are displaced from comfort and when perverse incentives create dire enemies out of once-innocuous scoundrels.

    It all builds to a frustrating truth – that real life continues after the movie ends and even the fumbling ineptitude of evil can only delay the inevitable. But on the other side of the coin is also the inevitability of the forces of good.

    The Wolf Man

    The Wolf Man (★★★)

    I watched this on a long train ride and it was the right kind of movie for the moment. Claude Rains was perhaps my favorite role. The shots in the foggy forest are iconic.

    I know there’s the lore that this movie was conceived to have you questioning the veracity of the werewolf story, but the screenplay really did little to have you pondering the question of man’s inner evil until a late-film monologue between Rains and Lon Cheney.

    "Wuthering Heights" (★★★½)

    I understand the satisfaction of engaging with theatrical adaptations of literature as a someone versed in the source material. I read Wuthering Heights for the first time in the weeks leading up to this movie so I could experience that satisfaction. And I did walk away with the feeling that having the original book so fresh in my mind made the movie less interesting. However, the cascade of smugness that English class nerds have unleashed on this movie is something else.

    I don't think Emerald Fennell didn't "get" the book. I think she read the book in a certain mindset and an idea stuck with her. She then used her considerable talent to bring that idea to screen and I would say within the confines of her version of the story, it works! It's visceral. It ruminates on death from the outset. And it is invested in the idea that Wuthering Heights is ultimately a story told by people with bias and rooted in the ideas of what should be proper and what is transgressive. She also really wanted Cathy and Heathcliff to do the nasty. Multiple times. As a montage.

    So, I dunno, maybe you do yourself a disservice when you walk into a work of film and decide you're going to use "accuracy to the agreed-upon themes of a book" as your enjoyment rubric. Seems like you're setting yourself up for a bad experience.

    (Heathcliff should never be white, though).

    Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die

    Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die (★★★★)

    This was great as a movie I caught on a whim in theaters on a Friday morning. Original characters participating in a sort of low-sci-fi adventure through the mundane that gets interrupted by the fantastical. Its biggest flaw is that it tends to focus its social satire on easy targets: mostly "kids and their phones." It's a spiritual cousin to Idiocracy in its disdain for common people and air of superiority.

    However, when it finds a satirical idea, GLHFDD really commits, mining some effective dark humor from the most chilling of premises. There will be twists and if you've watched enough movies, you will predict them, but overall, this has stuck with me as one of those movies I would have loved picking up at Blockbuster and raving to my friends about.

    See, now it's got me doing the schmaltzy nostalgia thing.

  • A Recent Letterboxd Review

    Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning (2025)
    Logged on Letterboxd

    Ethan Hunt is a confounding character to me. Plucked from a trilogy which kept his individuality at the forefront, he instead became an avatar of heroics working on behalf of institutions that have proven themselves to be dens of snakes and vipers. 

    That cognitive dissonance reached a successful peak for me with Fallout, which sincerely made the case why Ethan was Very Important despite what people like me might think about individual agents taking on the mandate of heaven. And then came this duology, which now has the Ethan Hunt character singularly focused on playing out his tropes, like some sort of cyborg golem. He must put his own life at risk. He must put the whole world at risk. If his closest lady friend is killed, he must immediately imprint on the closest beautiful woman in his orbit and project onto her all his motivation for saving “the world.”

    Dead Reckoning had me sneering at what they were doing with this aging husk of a man, wrapped within a science fiction story that reduced the more complex villainy of Solomon Lane to a big, broad cartoon villain in the form of The Entity and its henchman Gabriel. But Final Wreck, as we may appropriately shorthand, at least has the benefit of having already crossed the rubicon with the last entry. We are in full-on late-Tom-Clancy, paranoid conspiracy nuclear war thriller, having long ago left behind the more contained spy thrillers akin to John Le Carre.

    As a result, I felt like the setpieces paired with a musical score that is lifting from multiple eras of MI was creating a sort of choreographed performance. There was tension and sentimentality and some rumination on mortality. The stakes became so high that they were abstract, leading me to the only question that matters: Will Ethan Hunt complete the mortally dangerous task in front of him? Final Wreck became a circus act; high-wire trapeze and jumping through flaming hoops. 

    In committing to a more honest acknowledgment of what this franchise became, it was marginally more successful than the seventh movie. I walked away feeling like it was worth the price of admission.

    That said, it still treated me like an absolute child idiot with that amount of narration and ham-handed exposition for franchise lore. Three stars.

  • Recent Media Stuff

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    Pokemon Leaf Green
    Pokémon LeafGreen Video Game

    Yes, I forked over $20 for a plain ROM dump. It’s a remake of a game I played kind of exhaustively less than two years ago. I ran out of steam after getting the Silph Scope in Celadon, but someday I will pick it up and I will get Deoxys, if I know myself.

    Wuthering Heights
    Wuthering Heights Book

    You have to read it at least once, if only because it’s a cool feeling to get morally shocked and repulsed by stuff done by 19th century characters.

    The Traitors (Season 4)
    The Traitors (Season 4) Television

    The character I was most excited to see play got eliminated in the third episode….but I’m still hooked, let’s see what happens.

    Character Limit
    Character Limit Book

    However dumb and vile you think Elon Musk is, he’s worse than that.

    The Road to Oz
    The Road to Oz Book

    Had a good time revisiting this story, which is an improvement over Book 4. I even became fond of Button Bright.

    The Slippery Slope
    The Slippery Slope Book

    Hard to say if this is good because it had a lot of lore in it or because there truly was something inspiring about Sunny making dinner as a toddler.

    Chicory: A Colorful Tale
    Chicory: A Colorful Tale Video Game

    I want to come back to this, but there was a period where I was wandering a black and white map for like 10 minutes.

    Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories
    Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories Video Game

    I’m getting sucked into the original GBA game now? What is with this series and its hold on me?

    Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Video Game

    Enjoying playing this for about 15 minutes at a time and knocking out a puzzle here and there.

    Bugonia
    Bugonia Movie

    Holy cow, a Yorgos Lanthimos movie I didn’t hate!

    Small Soldiers
    Small Soldiers Movie

    Free on YouTube. Literally the main character says Kristen Dunst is “not like other girls.”

    Walt Disney
    Walt Disney Book

    Re-listening to this audiobook, which is a horror story of a bright-eyed idealist who becomes an evil union-buster.